The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

“My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.”

— (58/365) by (KJ) —

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

“Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other.”

— Ten Word Poem —

“I think I’m allergic to people who are unwilling to broaden their perspectives.”

— Dau Voire —

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

“It’s 4am—
You’re sleeping.
I’m crying.”

— 6 word poem —